Wednesday, February 13, 2008

It's Different for Bonds

Given all the failures in the auction market recently, I'd just like to highlight, for those of you out there that aren't aware of it, that the bond market is not the stock market. Stocks are generally exchange traded securities driven by sophisticated order matching networks. The difference in the number issues can best be described, for those of you more familiar with equities, as imagining the entire universe of equities as being the 30 stocks of the DJIA. The bond market would then be all other stocks that exist in the world. With a nod to Joe Jackson, I've written some new lyrics to his song It's Different for Girls to explain further.



What the hell is wrong with bonds today?

There are no bids on any at all

Sellers say that this just isn't right

Dealers pass, and shun every seller's call



They say, we can't believe it

You can't, possibly mean it

In stocks, this doesn't happen

In stocks

Well, who said anything about stocks?


No, not stocks they said

Don't you know that it's different for bonds?

(Please give me bids...)

No, not stocks they said

Don't you know that it's different for bonds?

They're not the same



Buy side talks about a level field

Transparency and e-lectronic exchange

Sell side says without risk capital

Fixed income ain't worth more than loose change



Why's this? There's order matching

Networks, they are a-hatching

Dealers say, we're not buying

Not at all

Well, at least give us a throwaway bid



No, not a throwaway

Don't you know that it's different for bonds?

(At least this time)

No, no, no, no, not stock they said

Don't you know that it's different for bonds?

They're not the same

They're not the same

etc.

3 comments:

Bicycle Repairman said...

Scary Bondguy. I almost published a simialr blog today, but I went with Buffett and auction rates.

bondguy1824 said...

Scarier than you think, mein Herr. The post I was going to do, before my creative wave, was titled Buffett's Buffet, which I was going to do tomorrow.

Bicycle Repairman said...

In my IUO column, I titled a segment Buffett Style.

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